Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist

The Onion reported from Brooklyn on 36-year-old liberal Diana Hardwick's recent conversation with her conservative acquaintance Brady Daniels.
"'It would be so much easier if I could just write him off as a bigot, but as far as I can tell he harbors no resentment or disdain toward people of color. For God’s sake, we argued every issue from states’ rights to income disparity but nope, he didn’t say anything even tacitly racist. Not once.' Hardwick later concluded that her acquaintance’s opposition to most of President Obama’s policies meant he was probably 'close enough' to count as a racist."